I’m Boss Hogg
I’m Boss Hogg and Rosco keeps trying to eat my food. It’s been my dream to see Daisy Duke in the nude. The Duke boys keep fighting me because I’m… Read more »
Tag Archives: Randy Johnson
Minnis Downhome Pharmacy Part II
I have great news about the two women who were shot. I was afraid that Alexia and Janet would die but they did not. They’re out of the hospital and… Read more »
PGA
I’m a professional golfer in the PGA. I intend to win the championship today. When I hit the balls, they always go far. I always get Eagles and Birdies instead… Read more »
Betty Lou
Let me tell you about a story that’s certainly true. It’s about a lady who was named Betty Lou. She went to school with my uncle and was the mother-in-law… Read more »
An Emptiness In My Soul
I was never able to say I love you until you were on your deathbed. You were in so much pain, I hope you were able to understand those three… Read more »
Donkey Kong
I’m having to save a lady from an ape that’s strong. He throws barrels at me and his name is Donkey Kong. I have to ride on elevators and conveyor… Read more »
Minnis Downhome Pharmacy
Four shootings took place just five minutes after I left Minnis Downhome Pharmacy. If I had been there for another five minutes, one of the victims would’ve been me. Two… Read more »
Penny and Brain
Doctor Claw was an evil genius and he committed many crimes. If it wasn’t for Penny and her dog, he would’ve won every time. The note would blow up in… Read more »
Goodbye George Jones
You were a very talented man. My late mother was always your fan. Millions of people loved you and they loved to hear you sing. Two of your best songs… Read more »
Christ’s Resurrection
Today we celebrate Jesus Christ rising from the dead. As he was nailed to the cross, he suffered and bled. After Jesus died for our sins, we didn’t have to… Read more »