Silver Star
Let me tell you about a lady who was great. But sadly, she passed away back in 2008. While she lived with her relatives, she had to start working at… Read more »
Tag Archives: Randy Johnson
Debbie and Eddie
Let me tell you about my cousin Debbie. She helps me and so does her husband Eddie. They’re very nice people and I like them a lot. Debbie is certainly… Read more »
Dad’s Death
Two weeks ago, Dad drew his final breath. Now I have no parents because of his death. He was battling leukemia and took a turn for the worse. It was… Read more »
We’re the Duke boys
We’re Bo and Luke Duke and we fight crime. When criminals tangle with us, they do hard time. Uncle Jesse gets his fat carcass stuck every time he gets in… Read more »
Pay For Your Own Repairs!
You did something at the end of your sermon that was going too far. You asked everybody in church to give you money to repair your car. You make good… Read more »
Bad Things Happen To Good People
Bad things happen to good people and it’s extremely sad. Bad things happen to good people and it makes me mad. If you think that life is always fair, believe… Read more »
The Terrible Black Hole
A giant black hole has appeared and the Earth will be devoured. Everybody will be dead in just a matter of hours. We’d better pray to the Lord and ask… Read more »
I’m Rosco P. Coltrane
I’m the sheriff and my name is Rosco P. Coltrane. People in Hazzard know that the P is for pea-brain. I work for Commissioner Jefferson Davis Hogg. He hates the… Read more »
I’m Not a Horse!
People think that I’m a horse because of my ugly horse face. When I go to the track, everybody thinks that I’m there to race. I look so much like… Read more »
Beauty Parlor
I own a beauty parlor but I always get things wrong. Last week I left a lady under the dryer far too long. She was under the dryer for hours… Read more »