The Terrible Black Hole
A giant black hole has appeared and the Earth will be devoured. Everybody will be dead in just a matter of hours. We’d better pray to the Lord and ask… Read more »
I’m Rosco P. Coltrane
I’m the sheriff and my name is Rosco P. Coltrane. People in Hazzard know that the P is for pea-brain. I work for Commissioner Jefferson Davis Hogg. He hates the… Read more »
I’m Not a Horse!
People think that I’m a horse because of my ugly horse face. When I go to the track, everybody thinks that I’m there to race. I look so much like… Read more »
Beauty Parlor
I own a beauty parlor but I always get things wrong. Last week I left a lady under the dryer far too long. She was under the dryer for hours… Read more »
I’m Boss Hogg
I’m Boss Hogg and Rosco keeps trying to eat my food. It’s been my dream to see Daisy Duke in the nude. The Duke boys keep fighting me because I’m… Read more »
Minnis Downhome Pharmacy Part II
I have great news about the two women who were shot. I was afraid that Alexia and Janet would die but they did not. They’re out of the hospital and… Read more »
Love
Either it can make wonders , Or it can brake into blunders ! Either it can give something you never thought , Or it may snatch something vry special you… Read more »
PGA
I’m a professional golfer in the PGA. I intend to win the championship today. When I hit the balls, they always go far. I always get Eagles and Birdies instead… Read more »
Betty Lou
Let me tell you about a story that’s certainly true. It’s about a lady who was named Betty Lou. She went to school with my uncle and was the mother-in-law… Read more »
I Am Tired of Being Afraid
In my heart remains They’re all of left me when I needed them most. In the dark time No one i couldn’t see; My pain, My tears, MY frustration, There… Read more »