Could she be your Lois Lane or your Mary Jane?
Cause nothing about that girl is plain…
in fact that girl you see is quite vain.
She has the smile of someone devious the house of someone tedious …
no way is she the one for you she’s probably got a boyfriend or two,
so come to me and you will see that we are meant to be.

This poem was written/submitted by Jocelyn Feliciano.